HUMP DAY HAPPENINGS!!!

HOLA fuegonistas and fuego boys!! It's the middle of the week and you all know what this means.....HOLY HUMP DAY!!! WHOOO HOOOOOO!!!!

So here is a run down of what's happening in the wacky world of entertainment, music and all things fuego..

SOOOO..it was a week of drug busts in Hollywood. Way to go guys---way to set that fuego example for our younger generation. FUEGO FAIL. First off, we have La Lohan. She failed 2 drug tests this week. She is due back in court on Friday to more than likely be thrown back in the slammer. Good. Go. GO AWAY. Seriously...this filthy hot mess needs help. We think her nose might fall off from all the sniffing. Yikes. She is pretty much done. Shame. BUT WHY DO WE LOVE THIS FILTHY HOT MESS OF A PICTURE ABOVE?

Next on the hot mess list, we have Paris Hilton. She is heading back to the states after being denied entry into Japan yesterday. She was arrested last week on cocaine charges in Vegas. She wOn't be traveling any time soon. What is wrong with you people?! Put the powder down and actually do something useful with your life. We do like her hair here though....pffff bitch.

Last but not least....Bruno Mars. This one makes us sad cause we adore his music. The fuegogirls just think he is mixed up with the wrong crowd. Stay strong Bruno! Lay off the drugs and lay on those piano keys and sing us a hit song!! P.S. his new song with Damian Marley is BANANAS!!!!!!!!!

In TV news....the Hoff is voted off Dancing with the Stars---NOOOO!!!! We love our Hoff and we think nobody should hassle the Hoff!!! We think the Situation needs the boot, but we do love his fist pumping skills. Maybe Bristol will be next. Why is she even on the damn show?

Glee premiered last night to HUGE numbers!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!! Charice killed it as the new cast member! AND who is the new guy?! He nailed Billionaire to the wall!! BYT SERIOUSLY---HIS LIPS KILL US. The plumping needs to stop. AND NEXT WEEK IS THE BRITTNEY EPISODE!!!!!!!!!

ANNNDDDDDDD ON HBO...Boardwalk Empire. This show is beyond amazing. Its perfection! AND HBO ANNOUNCED TODAY that it is renewing the show for another season---after only 1 episode. YEP ITS THAT FUEGO.